Bollywood 2014: Worst Dialogues on the Silver Screen

Worst Dialogues of Bollywood 2014

Bollywood has time and again given us dialogues that we can chipkaofy on people around us. But some one-liners are so horrendous that you can’t even think of hearing it, leave alone using it! The year has almost ended and we have seen some sleazy flicks so far! Much so the dialogues are darn irritating too!

Here we handpick some of the worst dialogues we got to hear on the Silver screen that are so bad that they are good:

1.“Mungfaliyon mein Chilke aur laundiyon mein nakhre na hote toh zindagi kitni aasan hoti”-Govinda in Kill Dil
Like yeah, girls were elated to be compared to Mungfali! Like, seriously?

2.“Na Appointment, na commitment. Only Punishment”- Ajay Devgn in Action Jackson
Say what? Did we hear right?

3.“Mere paas DNA ki bottle hai. Daddy’s Nazayaz Aulad”- Akshay Kumar in Entertainment
Someone please give a Grand Salute to the writer.

4.“Aasun se sirf Whiskey dilute hoti hai”- Emraan Hashmi in Ungli
Who pours tears into a glass of whiskey? *Thinks confused*

5.“Nandu Bhide, dimag mein keede. Now you watching me speak English, English, English…” Abhishek Bachchan in Happy New Year

This man has such self realization about the keede in his brains that it makes us wanna cry out loud.

6.“Tumhara hardware, software ban jaega”- Emraan Hashmi in Ungli
Why would you say that to anyone? Just, why?

7.“Tere shareer main itna khoon nahi hoga jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar main moot deta hai.”-Himesh Reshammiya in The Xpose
We are not saying it. He is!

8.“It’s my way or the Skyway”- Ajay Devgn in Action Jackson
I think Skyway would be fun, because if in your way there are more of dialogues like this, I should better take the sky!

9.“Sabko aati nahi, aur meri jaati nahi”- Tiger Shroff in Heropanti
It is heropanti or constipation?

10.“Don’t fear, come near, put my jawani ka scooter in third gear”- Riteish Deshmukh in Humshakals.
It is scary! Downright scary and indecent!

11.“Agar koi kuttagiri ki na, toh mera bhai tumhe kutta banake chorega”- Tabu in Jai Ho
Why Tabu why? Why did you say that?

12.“Jab Tak Hum kisike humdard nahi bante, hum dard se aur dard humse juda nahi hota”- Sharddha Kapoor in Ek Villian
Hum aapse juda hona chahte hai!

13.“Main dikhta hoon bade sweet, innocent, swami type ka, lekin actually hu bohot bade harami type ka”- Varun Dhawan in Main Tera Hero
This dialogue just defined the duality of sweet and innocent looking boys.

14.“Risk aur opportunity ke beech mein he toh chance milta hai, aur jo iss chance ke saath romance karta hai wahi asli raja kehlata hai”- Raja Natwarlal
Are you as confused as us? Then never mind!

15.“Magar meri ek shart hai, main villian se maar nahi khaoonga, Woh kahawat suni hogi na aapne ki Raja ka beta bhale hi nanga paida ho magar hota woh rajkumar hi hai”- Himesh Reshammiya in The Xpose
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